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BREAKING NEWS
  • Guitarist Asheq Akhtar’s Amp Spontaneously Combusts During Show: Crowd Goes Wild for ‘Pyro-Rock’!  —  
  • Rock Band MRL Discovers Ancient Scroll: Unveils Never-Before-Heard Chord Progression!  —  
  • World’s Largest Rubber Duck Goes Missing: Investigators Baffled, Puzzled Ducks Left in Awe!  —  
  • Bassist Bryn Davies Develops Revolutionary ‘Invisible Strings’ Technology: Challenges Laws of Physics!  —  
  • Drummer Adam Stokoe Takes Drum Solo to New Heights: Performs from Top of Mount Everest!  —  
  • Mysterious ‘Grunge Goo’ Spotted Backstage at MRL Concert: Band Denies Involvement…  —  
  • Monica Pascoe of MRL Joins Forces with Famous Mime: Unleashes Mind-Blowing ‘Silent Rock’ Performance!  —  
  • Squirrels Accused of Organizing Nut Heist Syndicate: Authorities Crack Down on Underground Peanut Trade  —  
  • Guitarist Asheq Akhtar’s Amp Spontaneously Combusts During Show: Crowd Goes Wild for ‘Pyro-Rock’!  —