BREAKING NEWS
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- Rock Band MRL Discovers Ancient Scroll: Unveils Never-Before-Heard Chord Progression! —
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- Bassist Bryn Davies Develops Revolutionary ‘Invisible Strings’ Technology: Challenges Laws of Physics! —
- Drummer Adam Stokoe Takes Drum Solo to New Heights: Performs from Top of Mount Everest! —
- Mysterious ‘Grunge Goo’ Spotted Backstage at MRL Concert: Band Denies Involvement… —
- Monica Pascoe of MRL Joins Forces with Famous Mime: Unleashes Mind-Blowing ‘Silent Rock’ Performance! —
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- Guitarist Asheq Akhtar’s Amp Spontaneously Combusts During Show: Crowd Goes Wild for ‘Pyro-Rock’! —